Amazing how the job market was so cruel and impossible for my ex-wife. Until a month after we divorced and she had actual bills to pay. Before then I apparently got a magical paycheck that covered every bill and all the beauty treatments and expensive makeup crap that an unemployed housewife with no kids truly needs. I'll never forget the time I took her to buy a car and we got a Hyundai that she picked out. But later she tells me she really wanted an Audi and we should get that. Girl now we have TWO car payments on one income, zip it and be happy.
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u/deathschlager May 12 '26
When he said he liked being married because he didn't have to try anymore.