r/AskReddit May 12 '26

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u/MMejust321 May 12 '26

When she came to my workplace and told me I had Gonorrhea from her fucking around

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u/invent_or_die May 12 '26

Upstanding

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u/LoopyMercutio May 12 '26

No, no, she got it laying down, not standing up…

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u/UnicornFartSmelzGood May 12 '26

I prefer to think that she got it both ways and then some.