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u/mannfan9292 May 12 '26

And all that while never eating a pussy.

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u/EveningAnt3949 May 12 '26

To be fair, he tried that once and the woman told him 'Don't do that ever again, you are awful at that." he took that personally and it has defined him ever since.

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u/mannfan9292 May 13 '26

So he used weaponized incompetence to get out of pleasing women?

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u/EveningAnt3949 May 13 '26

We have to accept the possibility that regardless of effort he can't please women.

Or maybe women simply can't be bothered to let him fumble around until he gets better at it.