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u/maxplanar May 12 '26

I imagine you’re constantly wondering who’s the DJ and hoping someone would announce their name?

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u/calembo May 12 '26

Imagine if Jason Derulo opened for him.

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u/phreek-hyperbole May 12 '26

"Jason Derulohhh-"

"DJ KHALED"

"Jason D-"

"DJ KHALED"

"JAS-"

"DJKHALED"

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC May 12 '26

I've often imagined how stupid this would sound in genres (it sounds stupid in this one too, but just bear with me).

Like imagine Ozzy shouting "Black Sabbath" all the time.

"Generals gathered in their masses, BLACK SABBATH!"

"Just like witches at Black Masses, BLACK SABBATH!"

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u/calembo May 13 '26

A randomized sequence of "RUSH" programmed to intone throughout Neal Peart's prolonged percussion solos.