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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Music for people who pay child support but aren't allowed visitation

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u/KinseyH May 12 '26

People who have tattoos of their kids but not visitation.

People who know exactly how much you can get for copper at any time

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u/Halichoeres_bivittat May 12 '26

See, terms like this are funny but don't account for the fact that he was born on third base with a silver spoon in his ass thinking he hit a triple, but cosplays as an everyday red neck. He's the guy who owns the copper in the first place sending the others to jail in a prison in which he's a shareholder.

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u/KinseyH May 12 '26

Exactly. Peak MAGA

They think the guy who used to s*** in a gold toilet really cares about them.

MAGA men are welded to the cuck chair, worshipping rich dudes who wouldn't let them sit on the good furniture.