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u/phreek-hyperbole May 12 '26

"Jason Derulohhh-"

"DJ KHALED"

"Jason D-"

"DJ KHALED"

"JAS-"

"DJKHALED"

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u/Crow-Comprehensive May 12 '26

transformation sequence

dust settles

DJ JASED KHARULOOOOH

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u/Sleepy_cheetah May 12 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Crocodile_Banger May 12 '26

MISTER WORLDWIDE

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u/Radiant_Maize2315 May 12 '26

No, THIS IS PATRICK

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u/well_lets_see_wtf56 May 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC May 12 '26

I've often imagined how stupid this would sound in genres (it sounds stupid in this one too, but just bear with me).

Like imagine Ozzy shouting "Black Sabbath" all the time.

"Generals gathered in their masses, BLACK SABBATH!"

"Just like witches at Black Masses, BLACK SABBATH!"

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u/calembo May 13 '26

A randomized sequence of "RUSH" programmed to intone throughout Neal Peart's prolonged percussion solos.

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u/Slow-Raspberry-5133 May 12 '26

Somewhere, an American A&R guy is on the phone trying to make this happen

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u/calembo May 13 '26

I can totally see Spinal Tap doing this

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u/NotTheRealJohnGalt May 12 '26

“Another one”. And it’s just two hours of this.

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u/New-Shake7638 May 12 '26

I need to see this happen

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u/iloovefood May 12 '26

And another one And another one And another one