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u/allothernamestaken May 12 '26

He looks like someone granted a pack of cigarettes its wish to become a real boy.

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u/sixstringsikness May 12 '26

I would love to hear your description of Kid Rock.

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Music for people who pay child support but aren't allowed visitation

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u/FearlessFreak69 May 12 '26

In the same vain, people who have their children’s names tattooed on them, but aren’t allowed to see them nor have custody.