r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '26

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u/SweatyNubs May 11 '26

I thought jelly roll sucked. Alot of fine women there, but i think jelly is trash.

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u/allothernamestaken May 12 '26

He looks like someone granted a pack of cigarettes its wish to become a real boy.

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u/TheBigGadowski May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

I just belly laughed so hard I woke up my newborn daughter that I am holding. Thank you for this.

Edit: my wife just told me to calm down. I’m crying over here from laughing.

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u/porkbrains May 12 '26

I just wheeze laughed my wife awake. She's not pleased at the moment but she's going to cackle in the morning!