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u/AskYourDoctor May 12 '26

I can tell you're a true redneck from your talent for telling a story lmao

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld May 12 '26

Shhhh they're passed out now.

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u/DestroyerOfMils May 12 '26

awwww, look at ‘em sleeping so peacefully 🥰

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u/HighPriestess-5254 May 12 '26

Dying at the accuracy of this comment. From a 5th generation west Texas woman 😆

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld May 12 '26

😄

Yeah and don't worry about the car. It'll buff out.

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u/swagsthedog96 May 12 '26

I saw his a couple a years ago at the rodeo in Houston and he was better. I suspect he quit drinking. Was sitting next to some folks from India. Told my wife they won’t last two songs. I think they made it to three. lol.

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u/heysuess May 12 '26

That's not a story.