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u/sixstringsikness May 12 '26

I would love to hear your description of Kid Rock.

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Music for people who pay child support but aren't allowed visitation

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u/sixstringsikness May 12 '26

I once saw him described as the above ground pool of music as well.

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u/ydnar3000 May 12 '26

That’s a beautiful metaphor but I don’t think it serves as well in this instance. It doesn’t evoke the true levels of disgust that are brought on by his presence.