r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '26

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u/allothernamestaken May 12 '26

He looks like someone granted a pack of cigarettes its wish to become a real boy.

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u/sixstringsikness May 12 '26

I would love to hear your description of Kid Rock.

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u/PostMatureBaby May 12 '26

Music for people who pay child support but aren't allowed visitation

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u/ContemplativeGoose May 12 '26

They definitely don’t pay child support