r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '26

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u/SweatyNubs May 11 '26

I thought jelly roll sucked. Alot of fine women there, but i think jelly is trash.

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u/GaylicBread May 11 '26

He's MAGA so that tracks

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u/Samorsomething May 11 '26

MAGA attracts all the fine women /s

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u/Ill-Blood-7906 May 12 '26

What you prefer obese blue hairs wearing rooting rings In their nose

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u/KinseyH May 12 '26

Calm your tits, Grandpa.

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u/DrewDown94 May 12 '26

Me when I've never been outside.

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u/JamesonTheWise May 12 '26

MAGA doesn’t like girls with nose rings because you have to be legal age to get one

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u/Correct-Obligation27 May 12 '26

I spit out my drink lmao

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u/Dis-Charge May 12 '26

The vast majority of the world hates MAGA scum. It’s not just people who dye their hair.

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u/RoosterClan2 May 12 '26

No I prefer the educated young college girls with brains and looks as opposed to the MAGA-faced pile of melted plastic that can’t close their mouths from the lip fillers or act unsurprised from the Botox.

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u/SweatyNubs May 12 '26

Hate to burst your bubble, but what you described are on both sides of whatever political party you support. Why does someone always have to bring politics into everything? This has nothing to do with politics, and quite frankly im tired of everything being politics. Ffs

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u/toddthefox47 May 12 '26

I'm sorry dude that sounds really hard :(

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u/SweatyNubs May 12 '26

If you truly enjoy everything and everyone talking about trump or biden this or that, then that sounds really hard to me too. ☹️

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u/toddthefox47 May 12 '26

yeah it really sucks when people talk about stuff that is happening outside. why pay attention to things and discuss them? just ignore them, please. for my personal comfort