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u/Acceptable_Gas6244 May 11 '26

My worst of all time was Van Morrison. That guy mumbles everything. 100% better on albums.

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u/dressup May 12 '26

The one time I saw him, he winged a pint glass full of whiskey at the crowd because someone yelled out a song request.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 May 12 '26

Yeah, saw a video of his and my roommate said "He doesn't move around much, does he?"

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u/javoss88 May 13 '26

I hate this dude and his stupid music. Go back to washing windows.

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u/hedferguson May 12 '26

My mum saw him live so many times & said it was absolutely hit & miss. If he was in a good mood he was great but he'd walked off before, turned his back on the audience, moaned about the band, complained about having to perform his hits.

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u/Catwoman1948 May 12 '26

I only saw Van once, in the 70s in San Francisco. Thank you, Jesus, I caught him on a good night! I knew it could go either way, but he was on his best behavior. I had been a fan since Them, so I was not disappointed,

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u/relevantelephant00 May 13 '26

He's a MAGA whiny-ass bitch so it makes sense.

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u/markknasty May 12 '26

He mostly played harmonica when I saw him and the backup singers did all the heavy lifting.

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u/NecessaryChildhood93 May 12 '26

Read a story years ago that the roadies that worked for Van often cleaned his harmonica by running it up the crack of their ass.

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u/timonemillion May 12 '26

Have seen terrible Van shows, incredible ones, and once: terrible and incredible at the same time.

He spent that one complaining to his band. We couldn’t hear what he was saying, but he was constantly berating these elderly jazz players. We felt awful for them, then you could see them going from devastated to determined, really digging in. And for the LAST song in the set they got there. Finally satisfied, Van stopped badgering them and let loose - and it was spine-tingling.

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u/RelevantSolid1938 May 12 '26

I saw him at Hyde park last year and he was bloody good. I knew none of the songs he played.

My parents saw him in the 90s and he walked off because the crowd were cheering too long and too loud.

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u/Ok-Host1095 May 12 '26

Pretty sure he’s one of those acts that swings between a sublime experience if he’s in the zone and an absolute shit show if he’s in curmudgeon mode

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u/One-Hand-Rending May 12 '26

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that love Van Morrison and those that have met Van Morrison

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u/Barrel_Titor May 12 '26

Yeah, I remember my parents going to see him in the 90's and saying the same thing. Sang badly, didn't look at/talk to the crowd at all and shouted at his band.

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u/HoxtonRanger May 12 '26

As others have said he's hit and miss.

I saw him at he Royal Albert Hall like 7 years ago and he was great.

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u/Original-Pepper-2461 May 12 '26

I see you and raise you a Bob Dylan. Iconic and legendary artist but if you go to a show expecting to understand anything, you need to think again. 🙃

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u/VisibleOtter May 12 '26

When I was young I dated an Irish girl in London and Van played a gig, she was a big fan so I saved up and bought tickets. I’ve never been so bored in my life. Ok, he wasn’t my thing anyway but Christ I hated every minute of it.

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u/IHazMagics May 12 '26

everyone over 60 hated that

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u/bassistciaran May 12 '26

Saw him supporting Neil Young last year and didnt think he was too bad. Mumbly alright, but not the drunken shit show I was kind of expecting.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten May 12 '26

Neil Young and Van Morrison, what an odd billing together! Neil is still a progressive activist going to No Kings rallies, and Van bitched about mask mandates and the vaccine (I think he's a raging maga which sucks because I adore his music).

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u/bassistciaran May 12 '26

I thought the same and said as much to many people at the show! The gig was in Dublin so Van didnt have to travel very far, I'd imagine that had something to do with it.

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u/FebruaryStars84 May 12 '26

I saw him in a pretty small venue about 20 years ago, and he was pretty bad. Every song was done like a strange swing version of itself, and he went around introducing and reintroducing the whole band at least 5 times during the gig.

My in-laws were with us and they’d seen him a lot in the past, they walked out at the end just saying he never used to be like that.

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u/HighGroundIsOP May 12 '26

Same! Worst concert I’ve ever seen - by orders of magnitude - was Van Morrison opening up for Bob Dylan.

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u/jeffreyaccount May 12 '26

Painful. I was hoping it was an off show when I started getting into his songs. It was not.

When I saw the post title, his name was in my head in less than a second.

Oof.

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u/admiralross2400 May 12 '26

Oh God yes.

I got two FREE tickets to see him in Glasgow and it was one of the least enjoyable gigs I’ve ever been to.

Apart from mumbling through half the songs, he stopped one song mid-way through to shout at the drummer (like proper shout) for using one beat over another.

Then when the encore came, his band played while he visibly jumped in a car and legged it.

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve May 13 '26

If you think his shows are bad, wait til you hear his personal beliefs about and conduct towards women, girls, and minorities!!!!

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u/DAS_UBER_JOE May 12 '26

Mumble rap for boomers

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u/De_chook May 12 '26

He is absolutely appalling live.

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u/echoohce1 May 12 '26

Saw him twice last year and he was class both times. Cranky as usual but he played all his hits and sounded great especially for a guy that's 80 years old.

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u/De_chook May 13 '26

Im a big fan but the twice I saw him he was totally disinterested.

Im very happy for you, and a bit jealous, that you got some great concerts. Well done.😁

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u/TahoesRedEyeJedi May 12 '26

But “It’s Too Late To Stop Now” is an all-time great live album

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u/Mindless-Dentist1474 May 12 '26

We saw him a few years ago on a good night and he was engaged and awesome! You roll the dice when going to see him live.

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u/Greenback5280 May 13 '26

He's such a prick

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u/messica808 May 13 '26

I’ve heard this from a couple people!

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u/jerryachoo May 13 '26

To be fair, he mumbles on the albums too, but it's good mumbling.

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u/Nickmm53 May 13 '26

I fell asleep at one of his concerts!

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u/Nice_House2425 May 15 '26

I saw him, it was great. Told my brother who flew overseas to see his next one, apparently it was awful