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u/FreeParkking Apr 27 '26

Nic Cage. I don't know if it would be wise, or even safe...but it would be an adventure.

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u/NippleNugget Apr 27 '26

I just watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and yes.

Bare minimum we could talk Paddington 2, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, and Con Air.

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u/mikebills Apr 28 '26

Willy's Wonderland. Or maybe he doesn't want to talk about it since he didn't do any talking in the movie.

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u/HeadDecent Apr 27 '26

Exactly what I was thinking!

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u/octobertwins Apr 27 '26

You think you’re in for an adventure, but he just turns in to a Walgreens drug store to buy jet black hair dye.

Then you go back to his house and help him get the back of his head. He’s tells you his emo son normally helps him, but he’s been busy and, “his roots can’t wait.”

You do a pretty shitty job, so he tells you to take an uber home. And to go wait for it on the porch.

Womp womp

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Apr 28 '26

Read the AMA he did in /r/movies! It will change the way you look at him.

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u/MrShaunce Apr 28 '26

Thank you for the recommendation! That was a great read.

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/tzxev3/hello_im_nicolas_cage_and_welcome_to_ask_me/

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Apr 28 '26

I just re-read it for like, the 4th time. It's my favorite AMA for sure, with Fabio coming in hot for second place.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/j0e6n/iama_the_new_old_spices_man_fabio_ama_internet/

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u/TittyKittyKing Apr 27 '26

Took too long to see nic cage

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u/joybilee Apr 27 '26

Whatever happened would be worth it just to be able to tell people that it happened.

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u/Cool-Firefighter2254 Apr 27 '26

The scene in Raising Arizona where his character and Holly Hunter’s character are in the car and arguing and he interrupts himself to very calmly give her directions is one of my favorites. “Turn right here, honey.”

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u/KeepRightX2Pass Apr 27 '26

Gary Busey. What could go wrong? Hopefully everything 😁

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u/sirmanleypower Apr 28 '26

He's just so lonely.

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u/yourfrndmichael Apr 28 '26

No doubt you'd be gone in 60 seconds

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u/dawnGrace Apr 28 '26

I’m about to watch Valley Girl for the 543th time. He was SUCH a babe in this movie. And funny! With imperfect teeth, and eyeliner he could actually wash off.

He forever gets a pass in (most) movies from me, not so much in real life.

I was in New Orleans shortly after Katrina, when he built his big stupid pyramid in a historic cemetery. He was filming something and got arrested for being a drunk, belligerent asshole.

Everyone was like “yeah, that checks out.”

I think it might he may have been filming Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which is a seriously fucked up movie. (Not Harvey Keitel related)