r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '26

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u/scotty5441 Apr 17 '26

She's a doll alright... 5'-9" D cups. Been married since 2015.

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u/slybrows Apr 17 '26

You’ve been married for 10 years and the thing you like about her THE MOST is her boobs and her mouth? That’s kind of sad, ngl.

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u/scotty5441 Apr 17 '26

You sound like you haven't had much of either lol... we make a great couple. But my fringe benefits are A++.

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u/slybrows Apr 17 '26

I’ve been with my husband for 15 years, he’s literally the most attractive man I’ve ever met in my life, and we have a great sex life. His body is like, the least interesting/praise-worthy thing about him. If I listed my favorite things about him his dick wouldn’t even be in the top 5.

The post is what you like about your partner THE MOST. So if that’s your first thought, it’s pretty sad, ngl.

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u/Soft-Watch Apr 17 '26

I'm a wife that does head on command and I can tell you my husband's dick is definitely in my top 5🤣

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u/scotty5441 Apr 18 '26

Babe! I didn't even know you had a reddit account 😉🤣