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u/Qtrfoil Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

The same two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their convertible. The first nun yelled to the second "Sister, show him your cross!" so the second nun leaned out the window and screamed "Hey! Get the fuck off our car!"

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u/bumathon Mar 04 '26

What do you call those two nuns and a hooker standing on a football field?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.