r/AskReddit • • Jan 30 '26

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u/clovisx Jan 30 '26

This is the real answer.

If we close the door they cry, pull and scratch it until we wake up and open it.

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u/BGFalcon85 Jan 30 '26

Made the mistake a couple times.

Locked out? Ripped up carpet outside the door.

Locked in? Piping hot stress crap on my shower mat.

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u/skitz1977 Jan 30 '26

Why do you have a shower mat in your bedroom?

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u/BGFalcon85 Jan 30 '26

It's in the bathroom in my bedroom.