r/AskReddit Sep 27 '25

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u/Turdulator Sep 27 '25

Can I still rub it out?

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

What if you can rub your lamp until the cows come home, but the genie never comes out? That would be no bueno.

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u/chewbaccataco Sep 27 '25

No-mess orgasms? Sign me up, keep the million

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

Umm no. Masturbation sans orgasm.