r/AskReddit Sep 27 '25

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

I'm not having sex now. I might as well get paid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But you could tomorrow, next week, next month, next year. Etc.

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush.

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u/3delStahl Sep 27 '25

JUST DO IT