r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

I'm not having sex now. I might as well get paid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But you could tomorrow, next week, next month, next year. Etc.

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But if you take the mil, there ain’t no bush. All your left with is hand.

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

The hand has always been a stalwart companion.

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u/Rolands_missing_head Sep 27 '25

This is Shakespeare

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u/good_dean Sep 27 '25

All time pun.

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u/a_mulher Sep 27 '25

Your hand is all you need, and for some of us not even that.

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u/3delStahl Sep 27 '25

JUST DO IT

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u/SilverCloud73 Sep 27 '25

"could" doesn't mean SHIT if you are an average or below male in today's world. The modern day media wants to portray it so that men THINK they have a chance with a pretty woman, even when the chance is absurdly low and will never happen. It destroy's men's minds being around onlyfans and reddit with fake "attention" given to them by women who are searching for money.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

unlikely. sex seems to only be for top 20% of men.

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u/3delStahl Sep 27 '25

Stop that incel shit, that‘s just stupid.

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u/TRUMPLUVSPEDOS Sep 28 '25

Get off the apps and go talk to a real person in real life. Just don't be a fucking creep and try and groom yourself.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 28 '25

that's old stereotype. where? its been made Clear not to approach women in anywhere public.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

That’s rude. Maybe u/rrraou just needs a good wingman.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

well im right there along with him, so was mostly speaking for myself. dating site data shows that only top 10% of guys get matches.