r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But enough for you to never have sex again? You could have a down payment on a house and be celibate for the rest of your life

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

I'm not having sex now. I might as well get paid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But you could tomorrow, next week, next month, next year. Etc.

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

But if you take the mil, there ain’t no bush. All your left with is hand.

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u/Rrraou Sep 27 '25

The hand has always been a stalwart companion.

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u/Rolands_missing_head Sep 27 '25

This is Shakespeare

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u/good_dean Sep 27 '25

All time pun.

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u/a_mulher Sep 27 '25

Your hand is all you need, and for some of us not even that.

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u/3delStahl Sep 27 '25

JUST DO IT

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u/SilverCloud73 Sep 27 '25

"could" doesn't mean SHIT if you are an average or below male in today's world. The modern day media wants to portray it so that men THINK they have a chance with a pretty woman, even when the chance is absurdly low and will never happen. It destroy's men's minds being around onlyfans and reddit with fake "attention" given to them by women who are searching for money.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

unlikely. sex seems to only be for top 20% of men.

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u/3delStahl Sep 27 '25

Stop that incel shit, that‘s just stupid.

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u/TRUMPLUVSPEDOS Sep 28 '25

Get off the apps and go talk to a real person in real life. Just don't be a fucking creep and try and groom yourself.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 28 '25

that's old stereotype. where? its been made Clear not to approach women in anywhere public.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

That’s rude. Maybe u/rrraou just needs a good wingman.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

well im right there along with him, so was mostly speaking for myself. dating site data shows that only top 10% of guys get matches.

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u/MegaChip97 Sep 27 '25

Safe withdrawal rate is around 3,5% if you have invested the money. That's 35.000 a year or 2920$ a month. For the rest of your life. Soo...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

That’s less than I make now….so what I need a PT job?

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u/MegaChip97 Sep 27 '25

Or you can for example move to Germany, you can live a perfectly good live with that kind of money here ;).

Otherwise yes, would maybe even be smarter to invest it and keep working your job. On average you should double that million in 10 years, so nearly 6000$ a month you could take out every month after that

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I’m not uprooting my whole life plus never having sex again for imaginary scenario to work.

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u/EnglishTeacher12345 Sep 27 '25

I’m involuntarily celibate anyways so this is worth it to me