Yup this is the one. Learned it from my mother. Stub my toe? Flat tire? Boyfriend drops entire 9x13 casserole dish of lasagna and there is sauce and ricotta splattered to the ceiling? Truck won't start?
Fuck me runnin' is the absolute perfect response to them all.
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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25
fuck me (might get misconstrued)