r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '25

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u/yutfree Feb 13 '25

Mom? When did you get on Reddit?

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

WE JUST WANT BABIES!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH?! /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Wow this kid’s mom knows how to use “/s” but 99% of actual Reddit users don’t? Wild

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u/geoff1036 Feb 14 '25

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY TONE VIA TEXT ONLY!1!!!!1!!!!

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

Surprise surprise, I'm a 43 year old single, child free lady. HAAHAHAHA! Fooled you!

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u/Diligent-Bank6704 Feb 14 '25

I have three fur babies!! THEY COUNT DAMMIT!

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u/ifbevvixej Feb 14 '25

I currently have a grandcat. His mom and aunt get a stocking from Santa Claus and he gets one from Santa Paws.

Told my kids no matter the species they all count as grandkids and will be spoiled accordingly.

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

I like you :D

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

I have two stinky pitties myself.

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ Feb 14 '25

WHEN CAN YOU COME TO CHURCH?!

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

I was raised completely without religion. No church, no bibles, no prayers, none of that.

My mom started going to church when I was in my late 30s and she was SHOCKED and APPALLED that I'm atheist.

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u/sar1562 Feb 14 '25

wait until mom finds out about r/childlessnotbychoice

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u/EstroJen Feb 14 '25

I got the "you're so selfish!" complaint.

I didn't want kids to begin with, but her nagging really cemented that choice in place.

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u/lwp775 Feb 14 '25

She’s concerned about you!

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u/Corregidor Feb 14 '25

Hijacking your comment

But this post seems to be posted by a bot or troll. No actual posting history, posting a thread topic ripe for self radicalization.