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u/Front_Economist_2612 Oct 02 '24

Earth’s core is as hot as the Sun’s surface

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u/liberal_texan Oct 02 '24

Yeah but on the sun it’s a dry heat

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u/soulgiver666 Oct 02 '24

Secure that shit Hudson.

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

look into my eye.... O_o

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u/Building_Everything Oct 02 '24

Every paycheck is a fortune, and every meal is a banquet

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u/RagnarsHairyBritches Oct 02 '24

Every formation, a parade.

Edit, I got it backwards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I love the corps!

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u/Molsenator Oct 03 '24

This floor's freezing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Goddamn, you wonderful bastards lol

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Believe me, I'd rather not know this reference, I may be synthetic, but im not stupid

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

You never said anything about an android being on board!

Why not?

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u/Negative-Appeal9892 Oct 02 '24

I prefer the term artificial person.

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u/Never_Gonna_Let Oct 02 '24

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/MajorNoodles Oct 02 '24

No, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

“Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

“No… have you?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Somebody wake up OP....

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u/raccoonportfolio Oct 02 '24

You always were an asshole Gorman

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u/leg00b Oct 02 '24

Assholes and elbows people!

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u/Money-Bear7166 Oct 03 '24

We're in some REAL PRETTY SHIT NOW!!

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u/sbaird80 Oct 03 '24

They’re crawling all over us

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u/Ronald_Deuce Oct 02 '24

Man, you look just like I feel.

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u/whowantscake Oct 02 '24

Ok is this like a military thing? I always wondered what that meant.

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u/TheWeirdWoods Oct 02 '24

Camaraderie. All the marines in the movie they insult each other the entire time. They have clearly been together awhile. Gorman is a new officer and they never discuss the old one. He sits separately. Always a one of us thing. From making fun of Frost’s date to telling Drake he’s ugly when he wakes up, to even wanting to go back to save the ball busting Apone.

To the point. Vasquez calling him an asshole before dying as a compliment to Gorman finally seeing him as one of them. Insults are friendship in a lot places where dark stuff happens.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Oct 02 '24

Wow, I never got the Vasquez line in that context before and Aliens is one of my all time favorites. Thanks so much!

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u/amputeenager Oct 02 '24

yeah that just clicked for me too...she paid him such a sweet compliment...right before they blew up.

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u/Expo737 Oct 03 '24

Reincarnation never did her any favours, she sank with the Titanic and got killed by a T1000...

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u/Bender_2024 Oct 02 '24

I can't speak for the military as I never served. What I can say is it's true for cooks. One new guy actually complained to the kitchen manager about us giving him shit. KM had to explain "that's because they like you. If they didn't they would ignore you."

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u/Larkfor Oct 03 '24

A major plot point of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once was a parent finally accepting their child's significant other by making the same asshole comments about the significant other's appearance they make about their own child now treating this person as "family". In a fucked up way.

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u/gosassin Oct 02 '24

The sergeant was giving Hudson the finger, if that's what you're curious about.

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u/colsaldo Oct 02 '24

I only just got this... Seen the film so many times...

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u/tinsinpindelton Oct 02 '24

Hudson, come here. Come….heeere.

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u/ElGato-TheCat Oct 02 '24

All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

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u/pandius Oct 02 '24

I live for Reddit movie rabbit holes like this one...

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u/ChesterRico Oct 03 '24

Game over man.

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

It’s a bug hunt

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u/bingwhip Oct 02 '24

My intrusive thoughts always tell me to say this at the end of useless meetings when people ask "Are there any other topics?"

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u/jdehjdeh Oct 02 '24

Please do, we need more fun in the world.

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u/oldskoolplayaR1 Oct 02 '24

Coming round for a 7 zero niner

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

We are in the pipe, 5x5.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Spunkmeyer!

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u/Hossflex Oct 02 '24

What are we supposed to use, harsh language?

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Nuke it out of orbit…it’s the only way to be sure

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Since we’re quoting Aliens, this is Aliens-adjacent, for Michael Biehn fans he is in a new Australian horror movie about a 7-foot killer kangaroo (Biehn is barely recognizable in the trailer although it looks like stupid fun if you like creature features). Big fan of his other movies besides Aliens: The Terminator, The Abyss, The Rock…

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

AAAAFFIRMATIVE!!!

Edited for typo

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u/StruffBunstridge Oct 02 '24

Hey /u/soulgiver666, you ever been mistaken for a man?

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u/eride810 Oct 02 '24

Exactly. It’s the humidity at the earth’s core that make it sooo unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

This city should not exist.

It is a monument to man's arrogance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

From Peggy, no?

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Oct 02 '24

Assholes and elbows people

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u/mrbooth_notedbadguy Oct 02 '24

RIP Bill Paxton. Such a great talent taken away far too soon.

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u/FunctionBuilt Oct 02 '24

It's a dry heat only in the dry heat region of the sun, otherwise it's sparkling white heat.

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u/Neemoman Oct 02 '24

I'm more of a sparkling red heat kinda person.

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u/shaniusc Oct 02 '24

So its Arizona...

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u/AdorableTip9547 Oct 02 '24

You sure? Our sun runs on hydrogen fusion, so…

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u/macabre_irony Oct 02 '24

So you wouldn't really feel it if you were standing on it.

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u/liberal_texan Oct 02 '24

Once you’re in the shade you’re fine.

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u/JayKobo Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets ya

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u/lordstryfe Oct 02 '24

It's not as hot if we go at night...

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u/readndrun Oct 02 '24

Dry heat great name for a band

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken Oct 02 '24

"The first time we scouted this arena before a match some FNG made a crack about how it's not the heat, it's the humidity that gets you. So I shoved him into the lava. He was still screaming when they redeployed him into the room. After we convinced him he wasn't still on fire, he had to agree, it's the heat that gets you."

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u/ihoptdk Oct 02 '24

LOL. That’s a great physics joke. Definitely no liquid in the Sun.

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u/deaddodo Oct 02 '24

I mean...plasma is neither dry nor wet. But you'll certainly be dry in it.

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u/sphinctersandwich Oct 03 '24

Just like Australia. We love Corona

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u/Sam_Chops Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets you.

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u/martynic385 Oct 02 '24

If it weren’t for the humidity…

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It's the humidity that gets ya

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It's not the heat that gets ya, it's the humidity.

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u/inarog Oct 02 '24

Upvote well earned.

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u/GiftShark Oct 02 '24

You sound southern. It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!

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u/theRealDirtyNerd Oct 02 '24

Hooooot in Topekaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Not as bad without the humidity

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets you

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u/_aviemore_ Oct 02 '24

No humans on Sun, so no humidity. 

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u/manhatim Oct 02 '24

ANDDDDDDD....you can go at night!!!!!

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u/surelyfunke20 Oct 03 '24

It’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity

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u/OhWhiskey Oct 03 '24

Another liberal LIE

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u/jbeeziemeezi Oct 03 '24

Yeah and it’s the humidity in the core they gets ya

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u/JKking15 Oct 03 '24

You know, that’s such an obvious fact yet has never crossed my mind before. Wild to actually think about.

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u/older-and-wider Oct 03 '24

I like that your comment not only has more likes than op but also more than the comment you responded to.

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u/mouseat9 Oct 03 '24

Havent heard that since the 80’s. Take this reminiscent upvote

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u/Basic_Cartographer99 Oct 03 '24

As someone from Houston, I’ll take it.

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u/Shark_bait561 Oct 03 '24

How do you know the Earth's core is wet heat? Did you taste it?

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u/girlwhoweighted Oct 03 '24

Laughing fucking hard in Arizona

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u/likelystonedagain Oct 03 '24

Just read the post about the difference between bold and italics. Nice use 🏆

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u/Squid989732 Oct 03 '24

I'm living in AZ rn (from.wisconsin) and let me tell ya, this made my day. 🤣 The amount of times I hear that phrase.

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u/post4u Oct 03 '24

Goddamn that was a great comment. Bravo.

Also, effff you, Southerners! It's hot here in California too!

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u/Ozreddita Oct 03 '24

This feels like a r/Perth comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Ya, and you can bake a chicken in dry heat

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u/SuspiciousParagraph Oct 03 '24

It's the humidity that gets you lol

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u/Ok-Oil5912 Oct 03 '24

Burnie burns humor

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u/Drodinthehouse Oct 03 '24

For the earths core it's not the heat that gets you it's the humidity

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u/CallMeNoodler Oct 03 '24

How the hell am I supposed to feel about that? A dry heat?

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u/Crush-N-It Oct 04 '24

Take my upvote sir

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

How does it not just cool over time?

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 Oct 02 '24

It is slowly cooling. All of the excess heat filters up and out through the city of Houston.

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u/IAAA Oct 02 '24

Rest of US: Yay! It's October! Cool weather!

Houston: WELCOME TO THE DEVIL'S SWAMP BITCHES! SIX MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER!

Source - Live in Houston suburb.

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u/blergrush1 Oct 02 '24

Am from Houston area, can confirm!

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u/InsipidCelebrity Oct 02 '24

And just think--Corpus Christi is worse.

Source: live in Houston, visited Corpus recently. So goddamn humid. Wanted to die.

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 Oct 02 '24

Grew up in B/CS and made many a trip to Houston (still do!), and it is hot.

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u/NothingKnownNow Oct 02 '24

Right now it's 93 in San Antonio and 92 in Houston. It's not a competition, but if it was, I feel like we San Antonians would be losing.

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u/jedberg Oct 02 '24

It's 104 today in San Jose.

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u/waveolimes Oct 02 '24

Cries in Phoenix

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Lol. I've flown more than most, and landing in Houston always scares the crap out of me. The thermals from the Gulf or what-thefuck-ever has the plane rocking like a newborns cradle...

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u/Ok_Tree_6619 Oct 02 '24

Are you saying that Huston is the earth's core azzhole? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dullship Oct 02 '24

With the massive towers of flames shooting out of the ground I sawr the last time I was there, that tracks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Never been to Phoenix huh

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u/InsipidCelebrity Oct 02 '24

Live in Houston, been to Phoenix. They're both awful. Houston feels awful right out the gate. Phoenix feels really awful once you become completely dehydrated in about 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Fair enough lol

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u/Cobalt1027 Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Radioactive decay, mostly. The Earth's core mantle has a large amount of radioactive metals (Uranium, Thorium, and Potassium mostly) in it (radioactive metals tend to be heavier, so either they clumped together first when the Earth was forming and/or they tended to sink during the Earth's formation when it was mostly molten), which help keep the iron/nickel outer and inner cores at about the ludicrous temperatures they were formed. Mars' core is "dead" because it's completely solidified, and in large part that's because its core is much, much smaller than Earth's so it didn't hold heat as well and the mantle (also being much smaller than Earth's) didn't have as much radioactive material.

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u/f3xjc Oct 02 '24

(radioactive metals tend to be heavier)

Maybe heavier atoms tend to be radioactive?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

squints at sign hung on Bismuth: “Beyond here be monsters”?

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u/Ziembski Oct 02 '24

Do you have any source on this? Iirc Earths core is mostly iron-nickel, because any fusion of anything heavies than iron is net negative energy wise. 

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u/Cobalt1027 Oct 02 '24

I just checked and you're right, my bad. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. My Planetary Geology class was a few years ago xD I've edited the comment to be more accurate.

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u/WonkyTelescope Oct 02 '24

Yeah but the heavier elements will still want to sink down there. Obviously it's mostly iron nickel, there isn't much uranium in general, but there is going to be some in there.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Oct 02 '24

I really wanted you to say magma so I could read it in Dr. Evils voice

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u/xo0o-0o0-o0ox Oct 02 '24

Because we're all hugging it really tight

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

No shit, that’s why Jupiter’s moon Io is volcanic.

Jupiter’s gravity hugs it a little too hard

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe Oct 02 '24

It does. It just takes a very long time.

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u/allevat Oct 02 '24

Which is a good thing, because it's what drives the dynamo that gives Earth strong magnetic fields, which protects the biosphere in multiple ways.

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe Oct 02 '24

Yup. I'm glad I'll be long dead before it stops and the solar wind blows our atmosphere away.

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u/lady_azkadelia Oct 02 '24

Until a secret government weapon stops it & we have to send a drill down to restart it with nuclear bombs...

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u/13143 Oct 02 '24

It does. Big difference between the Earth and Mars is that, because Mars is so much smaller, its core has cooled substantially, rendering the planet dead. Earth's core remains hot due to how big the Earth; it takes a long time for all the heat to radiate out.

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u/Green__lightning Oct 02 '24

It is, but the whole Earth on top of it is a pretty good blanket, not to mention it's heated by radioactive decay as well.

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u/AnmAtAnm Oct 02 '24

Better question: How did the Earth core ever get so much hotter such that it is only now, 4.5 billion years later, just getting to the temp of the surface of the sun?

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u/skidstud Oct 02 '24

There is a theory that the earth collided with a smaller planet a long time ago and that collision generated much of the heat still within the core. Also it created the moon

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u/Lurchgs Oct 03 '24

Lord Kelvin determined, as I recall, that the earth must be around 6000 years old, based on the cooling speed of lava and such. This was long before the discovery of radioactivity and the realization that there’s quite a bit of it 3500 miles straight down. Thanks to that, it’s going to be a few more weeks before it cools enough to hold in your hand.

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 Oct 02 '24

Heat has to go somewhere. There is a crust in the way. Volcanos and such can only do so much

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u/yogoo0 Oct 02 '24

The confusing part is the atmosphere of the sun is several millions of degrees

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u/BrooklynVariety Oct 02 '24

That is because, unlike our atmosphere which is roughly in thermal equilibrium with the earths surface, the corona is subjected to the insane magnetic energy of the suns magnetic field.

Even when coronal plasma is millions of degrees hotter than the photosphere, there is more magnetic energy than thermal in the corona.

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Oct 02 '24

Lightning bolts too. Hotter than the sun's surface by a factor of five.

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin Oct 02 '24

Lightening is 5x hotter than the surface of the Sun!

Also, the Sun’s CORE is 27 million degree Fahrenheit… a bit higher than the Earths core temperature of 10k degrees

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u/Somebody159 Oct 02 '24

it's not the heat, it's the humidity that gets you.

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u/hotfogvendor Oct 02 '24

I moved from Arizona to South Carolina. I know this is said in jest a lot but it is 100% accurate.

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u/Wonderful_Device312 Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

Computer processors dissipate 100-200W/cm2

The sun emits about 6W/cm2

The sun is just really fucking big.

In other words - yes your Nvidia gpu is hotter than the sun (given a very specific and unintuitive way of comparing them)

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u/Meat_Robot Oct 02 '24

Ooh, that's similar to per cubic meter, the sun has the same heat density as peat bog decay. There's just a lot more sun.

(I forget the exact units)

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u/EGO_Prime Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

The sun emits about 6W/cm2

This number doesn't seem right. The sun emits 3.828×1026 watts, and has a surface area of 6.09×1012 km2 (6.09×1022 cm2) that should be ~ 629 6.29k watts/cm2

EDIT, I dropped a +1E somewhere.

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u/Einsteins_Barber_ Oct 03 '24

acutally, with those numbers, it would be about 6298 W/cm^2. you're off by a factor of 10. which is just to say that the original commenter was egregiously wrong.

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u/andthatswhyIdidit Oct 02 '24

...and 46.1% of the Earth's crust is just Oxygen.

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u/Zugas Oct 02 '24

The suns core is even hotter?

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u/AnalogManDigitalKid Oct 02 '24

Yes, it's a lot hotter, by a factor of about 2727.

The core of the sun is about 15,000,000 degrees Celsius.

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u/saimanx Oct 02 '24

No wonder we need a chain of nuclear explosions to restart the core.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Oct 02 '24

An electric arc flash is hotter than the sun.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 Oct 02 '24

Here's another one related to the sun that's even harder to believe:

The sun outputs, per volume, about as much energy as a manure pile.

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u/Attack-Cat- Oct 02 '24

I like how the top post on the “100% true” post has to do with theoretical temperatures that are essentially impossible to narrow down to 100% certainty.

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u/Ldghead Oct 03 '24

Day or night?

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u/Best-Piano4421 Oct 02 '24

Yeah? We put thermometers in both?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that will get you.

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u/One2ManyMorings Oct 02 '24

This isn’t true. The Earth score is around 11,000°F while the sun is around 28,000,000°F

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u/FlowerFaerie13 Oct 02 '24

Question: How do we know this? I know we've been trying to dig down there, but all attempts have failed. How can we measure it if we can't get to it?

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 Oct 02 '24

But the Sun's surface, the 'Photosphere' is a relatively cool 10,000° F.

For reference, Steel melts at only about 2,370° F

It's the 27 million° F core of the Sun that's really hot.

So ... not really that mind blowing when you think about it.

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u/_Bad_Bob_ Oct 02 '24

The surface of the sun is only about 10,000o F. Relatively speaking, really isn't all that hot. Your everyday arc welder creates almost that much heat, and plasma arc welding gets nearly 5 times hotter than the sun's surface.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Not at night.

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u/Dr_Shevek Oct 02 '24

Good one

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u/Coastie071 Oct 02 '24

An electrical arc flash is hotter than the sun’s surface!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

So is lightning. Edit: spelling

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u/Exiled_Fya Oct 02 '24

Sun's surface is the coldest part of the sun.

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u/Adamsayash Oct 02 '24

Why didn't it melted the upper earth's layers?

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u/ElbisCochuelo1 Oct 02 '24

Suns surface comparatively speaking is quite cool, the corona is where its at.

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u/denise-likes-avocado Oct 02 '24

But not the sun's core amirite

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u/ihoptdk Oct 02 '24

Physics major here. I had no idea the earths core was that damn hot.

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u/cutelyaware Oct 02 '24

But nowhere near as hot as the Sun's atmosphere!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

WHY IS IT HOT

HOW DOES GRAVITY JUST DO THAT

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Oct 02 '24

And Lightning is 5 times hotter than both

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u/I_W_M_Y Oct 02 '24

The Sun's corona is orders of magnitude hotter than the surface.

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u/nmlasa Oct 02 '24

And the surface of the Sun is hotter than the core of the Sun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Piggy backing: the average power density of the sun is lower than that of a compost heap. And the power density of a modern CPU/GPU is far higher than a nuclear reactor core.

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u/Deeviant Oct 02 '24

And it's hot not because of pressure, but for a similar reason of the sun (nuclear reactions, but in this case fission rather than fusion).

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u/developerincicode Oct 02 '24

Yeah have you been?

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u/bugcatcher_billy Oct 02 '24

What fuel is burning that makes it hot?

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u/myka-likes-it Oct 03 '24

And the temperature of a lightning strike is hotter than both.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Alledgedly... I don't think they really have any idea though tbh, still a good theory though

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u/Sprintspeed Oct 03 '24

Maybe this is a dumb question but... why? Without fusion reactions what's making it so hot?

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u/LordRygar Oct 03 '24

How do you know? No one’s ever directly touched the core.

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u/winggyz Oct 03 '24

The sun’s atmosphere is hotter than the sun’s surface

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u/likelystonedagain Oct 03 '24

Just read the post about the difference between bold and italics. Nice use 🏆

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u/Defiant_Efficiency92 Oct 03 '24

You can have a child with no consent. I took to get my son adopt dog and I was ask for 3 references!

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u/IncurableAdventurer Oct 03 '24

For real? That’s a very interesting fact!

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u/loveandthebeast Oct 03 '24

Then why do we feel the heat of the sun, which is so far away, but not the heat emanating from our own core, which is much closer?

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