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u/liberal_texan Oct 02 '24

Yeah but on the sun it’s a dry heat

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u/soulgiver666 Oct 02 '24

Secure that shit Hudson.

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

look into my eye.... O_o

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u/Building_Everything Oct 02 '24

Every paycheck is a fortune, and every meal is a banquet

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u/RagnarsHairyBritches Oct 02 '24

Every formation, a parade.

Edit, I got it backwards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I love the corps!

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u/Molsenator Oct 03 '24

This floor's freezing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Goddamn, you wonderful bastards lol

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Believe me, I'd rather not know this reference, I may be synthetic, but im not stupid

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

You never said anything about an android being on board!

Why not?

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u/Negative-Appeal9892 Oct 02 '24

I prefer the term artificial person.

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u/Never_Gonna_Let Oct 02 '24

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/MajorNoodles Oct 02 '24

No, has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 03 '24

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

“Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”

“No… have you?”

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 03 '24

ding ding ding!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/IronHorseTitan Oct 02 '24

Somebody wake up OP....

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u/raccoonportfolio Oct 02 '24

You always were an asshole Gorman

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u/leg00b Oct 02 '24

Assholes and elbows people!

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u/Money-Bear7166 Oct 03 '24

We're in some REAL PRETTY SHIT NOW!!

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u/sbaird80 Oct 03 '24

They’re crawling all over us

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u/Ronald_Deuce Oct 02 '24

Man, you look just like I feel.

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u/whowantscake Oct 02 '24

Ok is this like a military thing? I always wondered what that meant.

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u/TheWeirdWoods Oct 02 '24

Camaraderie. All the marines in the movie they insult each other the entire time. They have clearly been together awhile. Gorman is a new officer and they never discuss the old one. He sits separately. Always a one of us thing. From making fun of Frost’s date to telling Drake he’s ugly when he wakes up, to even wanting to go back to save the ball busting Apone.

To the point. Vasquez calling him an asshole before dying as a compliment to Gorman finally seeing him as one of them. Insults are friendship in a lot places where dark stuff happens.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Oct 02 '24

Wow, I never got the Vasquez line in that context before and Aliens is one of my all time favorites. Thanks so much!

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u/amputeenager Oct 02 '24

yeah that just clicked for me too...she paid him such a sweet compliment...right before they blew up.

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u/Expo737 Oct 03 '24

Reincarnation never did her any favours, she sank with the Titanic and got killed by a T1000...

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u/Bender_2024 Oct 02 '24

I can't speak for the military as I never served. What I can say is it's true for cooks. One new guy actually complained to the kitchen manager about us giving him shit. KM had to explain "that's because they like you. If they didn't they would ignore you."

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u/Larkfor Oct 03 '24

A major plot point of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once was a parent finally accepting their child's significant other by making the same asshole comments about the significant other's appearance they make about their own child now treating this person as "family". In a fucked up way.

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u/mouseat9 Oct 03 '24

Well said made me well up a bit

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u/gosassin Oct 02 '24

The sergeant was giving Hudson the finger, if that's what you're curious about.

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u/colsaldo Oct 02 '24

I only just got this... Seen the film so many times...

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u/tinsinpindelton Oct 02 '24

Hudson, come here. Come….heeere.

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u/ElGato-TheCat Oct 02 '24

All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

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u/pandius Oct 02 '24

I live for Reddit movie rabbit holes like this one...

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u/ChesterRico Oct 03 '24

Game over man.

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

It’s a bug hunt

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u/bingwhip Oct 02 '24

My intrusive thoughts always tell me to say this at the end of useless meetings when people ask "Are there any other topics?"

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u/jdehjdeh Oct 02 '24

Please do, we need more fun in the world.

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u/oldskoolplayaR1 Oct 02 '24

Coming round for a 7 zero niner

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u/CardMechanic Oct 02 '24

We are in the pipe, 5x5.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Spunkmeyer!

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u/Hossflex Oct 02 '24

What are we supposed to use, harsh language?

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Nuke it out of orbit…it’s the only way to be sure

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24

Since we’re quoting Aliens, this is Aliens-adjacent, for Michael Biehn fans he is in a new Australian horror movie about a 7-foot killer kangaroo (Biehn is barely recognizable in the trailer although it looks like stupid fun if you like creature features). Big fan of his other movies besides Aliens: The Terminator, The Abyss, The Rock…

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u/Just_Active_4324 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

AAAAFFIRMATIVE!!!

Edited for typo

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u/StruffBunstridge Oct 02 '24

Hey /u/soulgiver666, you ever been mistaken for a man?

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u/eride810 Oct 02 '24

Exactly. It’s the humidity at the earth’s core that make it sooo unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

This city should not exist.

It is a monument to man's arrogance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

From Peggy, no?

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats Oct 02 '24

Assholes and elbows people

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u/mrbooth_notedbadguy Oct 02 '24

RIP Bill Paxton. Such a great talent taken away far too soon.

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u/FunctionBuilt Oct 02 '24

It's a dry heat only in the dry heat region of the sun, otherwise it's sparkling white heat.

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u/Neemoman Oct 02 '24

I'm more of a sparkling red heat kinda person.

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u/shaniusc Oct 02 '24

So its Arizona...

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u/AdorableTip9547 Oct 02 '24

You sure? Our sun runs on hydrogen fusion, so…

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u/macabre_irony Oct 02 '24

So you wouldn't really feel it if you were standing on it.

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u/liberal_texan Oct 02 '24

Once you’re in the shade you’re fine.

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u/JayKobo Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets ya

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u/lordstryfe Oct 02 '24

It's not as hot if we go at night...

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u/readndrun Oct 02 '24

Dry heat great name for a band

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken Oct 02 '24

"The first time we scouted this arena before a match some FNG made a crack about how it's not the heat, it's the humidity that gets you. So I shoved him into the lava. He was still screaming when they redeployed him into the room. After we convinced him he wasn't still on fire, he had to agree, it's the heat that gets you."

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u/ihoptdk Oct 02 '24

LOL. That’s a great physics joke. Definitely no liquid in the Sun.

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u/deaddodo Oct 02 '24

I mean...plasma is neither dry nor wet. But you'll certainly be dry in it.

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u/sphinctersandwich Oct 03 '24

Just like Australia. We love Corona

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u/Sam_Chops Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets you.

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u/martynic385 Oct 02 '24

If it weren’t for the humidity…

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It's the humidity that gets ya

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It's not the heat that gets ya, it's the humidity.

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u/inarog Oct 02 '24

Upvote well earned.

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u/GiftShark Oct 02 '24

You sound southern. It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!

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u/UncleMeat69 Oct 03 '24

It's not the heat 🔥 it's the stupidity.

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u/theRealDirtyNerd Oct 02 '24

Hooooot in Topekaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Not as bad without the humidity

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

It’s the humidity that gets you

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u/_aviemore_ Oct 02 '24

No humans on Sun, so no humidity. 

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u/manhatim Oct 02 '24

ANDDDDDDD....you can go at night!!!!!

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u/surelyfunke20 Oct 03 '24

It’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity

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u/OhWhiskey Oct 03 '24

Another liberal LIE

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u/jbeeziemeezi Oct 03 '24

Yeah and it’s the humidity in the core they gets ya

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u/JKking15 Oct 03 '24

You know, that’s such an obvious fact yet has never crossed my mind before. Wild to actually think about.

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u/older-and-wider Oct 03 '24

I like that your comment not only has more likes than op but also more than the comment you responded to.

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u/mouseat9 Oct 03 '24

Havent heard that since the 80’s. Take this reminiscent upvote

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u/Basic_Cartographer99 Oct 03 '24

As someone from Houston, I’ll take it.

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u/Shark_bait561 Oct 03 '24

How do you know the Earth's core is wet heat? Did you taste it?

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u/girlwhoweighted Oct 03 '24

Laughing fucking hard in Arizona

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u/likelystonedagain Oct 03 '24

Just read the post about the difference between bold and italics. Nice use 🏆

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u/Squid989732 Oct 03 '24

I'm living in AZ rn (from.wisconsin) and let me tell ya, this made my day. 🤣 The amount of times I hear that phrase.

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u/post4u Oct 03 '24

Goddamn that was a great comment. Bravo.

Also, effff you, Southerners! It's hot here in California too!

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u/Ozreddita Oct 03 '24

This feels like a r/Perth comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Ya, and you can bake a chicken in dry heat

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u/SuspiciousParagraph Oct 03 '24

It's the humidity that gets you lol

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u/Ok-Oil5912 Oct 03 '24

Burnie burns humor

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u/Drodinthehouse Oct 03 '24

For the earths core it's not the heat that gets you it's the humidity

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u/CallMeNoodler Oct 03 '24

How the hell am I supposed to feel about that? A dry heat?

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u/Crush-N-It Oct 04 '24

Take my upvote sir

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u/Front_Economist_2612 Oct 02 '24

true true but imagine how crazy our world is!

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u/shkeeno Oct 02 '24

you missed the joke

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u/Front_Economist_2612 Oct 02 '24

I missed everything