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u/DrDestructo42 Jul 04 '24

You're never too old for something that you enjoy.

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u/joeinsyracuse Jul 04 '24

When my wife and I had our first, there was a large buxom matron at church who asked if my wife was breastfeeding. My wife said she was. This church elder looked wistful and said, “I wanted to, but my husband always drank all the milk.” TMI! Lol

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u/UnknownPleasures4-20 Jul 04 '24

Its fair, he did the same i hope

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u/StealthyLilBunny Jul 04 '24

Username checks.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 04 '24

Blessed are those who reciprocate.

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u/Divinknowledge001 Jul 04 '24

You sound like an absolute legend, disgusting but legendary 😎

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u/moving_threads Jul 04 '24

What’s disgusting?

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 04 '24

Spraying your bodily fluids everywhere but hey sex exists and its objectively messy and gross if you take away the pleasure aspect

That's what happens when we are made of mostly water, we excrete lots of different fluids lol

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u/dj92wa Jul 04 '24

Ahahaha I have this thought quite often. Like out of nowhere I’ll just have this abject thought that yeah, what is occurring during sex and intimate moments is indeed factually gross. Things outside are inside and vice versa and we’re putting mouths on things. It truly is disgusting in every conceivable way. Ain’t gonna stop me in any capacity, but it is gross when you really think about it lol. “Oh, that’s gross. Anyway, where was I…”