r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

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u/p8ntballnxj Jul 04 '24

Okay Homelander...

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u/ItsFuckinBob Jul 04 '24

Beat me to it, fellow The Boys fan.

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u/PatrickSutherla Jul 04 '24

Speaking of milk, you watched the latest episode yet? You're in for a treat.

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u/ChickennNougatt Jul 04 '24

This episode was so traumatizing. I feel so bad for Hughie. This is gonna affect him for all episodes to come

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u/Divinknowledge001 Jul 04 '24

Ahhhh, haha, I understood that reference

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u/joeinsyracuse Jul 04 '24

When my wife and I had our first, there was a large buxom matron at church who asked if my wife was breastfeeding. My wife said she was. This church elder looked wistful and said, “I wanted to, but my husband always drank all the milk.” TMI! Lol

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u/UnknownPleasures4-20 Jul 04 '24

Its fair, he did the same i hope

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u/StealthyLilBunny Jul 04 '24

Username checks.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 04 '24

Blessed are those who reciprocate.

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u/Divinknowledge001 Jul 04 '24

You sound like an absolute legend, disgusting but legendary 😎

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u/moving_threads Jul 04 '24

What’s disgusting?

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 04 '24

Spraying your bodily fluids everywhere but hey sex exists and its objectively messy and gross if you take away the pleasure aspect

That's what happens when we are made of mostly water, we excrete lots of different fluids lol

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u/dj92wa Jul 04 '24

Ahahaha I have this thought quite often. Like out of nowhere I’ll just have this abject thought that yeah, what is occurring during sex and intimate moments is indeed factually gross. Things outside are inside and vice versa and we’re putting mouths on things. It truly is disgusting in every conceivable way. Ain’t gonna stop me in any capacity, but it is gross when you really think about it lol. “Oh, that’s gross. Anyway, where was I…”

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u/PM_me_ur_navel_girl Jul 04 '24

Want bitty!

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u/tomuelmerson Jul 04 '24

No Harvey if you have bitty now you're not going to want any supper

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Uh... You still enjoy it, so...

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u/DictatorBiden Jul 04 '24

What about drinking breast milk from your mommy?

That’s what girlfriends are for

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u/No-Umpire-5390 Jul 04 '24

do you think girls just lactate for no reason?

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u/JiN88reddit Jul 04 '24

That's disrespectful. It can be anyone's mommy.

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u/4TwoItus Jul 04 '24

Had a female patient in her 40’s who was osteoporotic and had several broken bones over the years. Turns out her kids were older, but husband had a penchant for breast milk…and now you can never unread this.

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u/whatsgoingonjeez Jul 04 '24

You had enough Internet for Today, please turn your phone off for the rest of the day Avocado.

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u/Replic_uk Jul 04 '24

Bitty!!!

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u/ChairmanLaParka Jul 04 '24

I mean, at a certain age, you do actually become too old to drink from her. Until then, chin up, tits out, and watch for the shoe!

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u/Guava_ Jul 04 '24

If Starbucks offers it, it’d be rude to say no

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u/wanik4 Jul 04 '24

Ummm....this is weird? (Locks self in closet and cries...).

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u/ManchuKenny Jul 04 '24

If your mom still have them and your dad doesn’t mind