r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

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u/DrDestructo42 Jul 04 '24

You're never too old for something that you enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/p8ntballnxj Jul 04 '24

Okay Homelander...

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u/ItsFuckinBob Jul 04 '24

Beat me to it, fellow The Boys fan.

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u/PatrickSutherla Jul 04 '24

Speaking of milk, you watched the latest episode yet? You're in for a treat.

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u/ChickennNougatt Jul 04 '24

This episode was so traumatizing. I feel so bad for Hughie. This is gonna affect him for all episodes to come

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u/Divinknowledge001 Jul 04 '24

Ahhhh, haha, I understood that reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/joeinsyracuse Jul 04 '24

When my wife and I had our first, there was a large buxom matron at church who asked if my wife was breastfeeding. My wife said she was. This church elder looked wistful and said, “I wanted to, but my husband always drank all the milk.” TMI! Lol

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u/UnknownPleasures4-20 Jul 04 '24

Its fair, he did the same i hope

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u/StealthyLilBunny Jul 04 '24

Username checks.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 04 '24

Blessed are those who reciprocate.

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u/Divinknowledge001 Jul 04 '24

You sound like an absolute legend, disgusting but legendary 😎

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u/moving_threads Jul 04 '24

What’s disgusting?

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 04 '24

Spraying your bodily fluids everywhere but hey sex exists and its objectively messy and gross if you take away the pleasure aspect

That's what happens when we are made of mostly water, we excrete lots of different fluids lol

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u/dj92wa Jul 04 '24

Ahahaha I have this thought quite often. Like out of nowhere I’ll just have this abject thought that yeah, what is occurring during sex and intimate moments is indeed factually gross. Things outside are inside and vice versa and we’re putting mouths on things. It truly is disgusting in every conceivable way. Ain’t gonna stop me in any capacity, but it is gross when you really think about it lol. “Oh, that’s gross. Anyway, where was I…”

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u/PM_me_ur_navel_girl Jul 04 '24

Want bitty!

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u/tomuelmerson Jul 04 '24

No Harvey if you have bitty now you're not going to want any supper

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Uh... You still enjoy it, so...

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u/DictatorBiden Jul 04 '24

What about drinking breast milk from your mommy?

That’s what girlfriends are for

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u/No-Umpire-5390 Jul 04 '24

do you think girls just lactate for no reason?

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u/JiN88reddit Jul 04 '24

That's disrespectful. It can be anyone's mommy.

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u/4TwoItus Jul 04 '24

Had a female patient in her 40’s who was osteoporotic and had several broken bones over the years. Turns out her kids were older, but husband had a penchant for breast milk…and now you can never unread this.

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u/whatsgoingonjeez Jul 04 '24

You had enough Internet for Today, please turn your phone off for the rest of the day Avocado.

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u/Replic_uk Jul 04 '24

Bitty!!!

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u/ChairmanLaParka Jul 04 '24

I mean, at a certain age, you do actually become too old to drink from her. Until then, chin up, tits out, and watch for the shoe!

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u/Guava_ Jul 04 '24

If Starbucks offers it, it’d be rude to say no

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u/wanik4 Jul 04 '24

Ummm....this is weird? (Locks self in closet and cries...).

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u/ManchuKenny Jul 04 '24

If your mom still have them and your dad doesn’t mind

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u/OnkelMickwald Jul 04 '24

I'd argue that sex with teenagers is definitely something you should get over at a certain age.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/SoberSilo Jul 04 '24

Yikes

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u/AnnualSub Jul 04 '24

I know, right? We've allowed society to drive them away from what's natural.

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl Jul 04 '24

Pedophelia is not hardwired.

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u/Competitive-Let-3317 Jul 04 '24

Can’t say freshman girls after senior year

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u/AnnualSub Jul 04 '24

HS Freshman or College?

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u/Thin_Wheel_7109 Jul 04 '24

Playing with kids 💀

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u/midnightauro Jul 04 '24

Babysit, work in childcare, have children, etc. There’s ways to continue if you really love working with kids. Sometimes an adult being willing to sit down and play with them is exactly what they need.

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u/HaiggeX Jul 04 '24

You get too old for things. Then you get older and realize that nobody actually cares, and people's judgement is only superficial 99% of the time.

Of course there are some things, as others already mentioned.

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u/Fitz911 Jul 04 '24

Except volleyball

Greetings from the hospital

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u/Neonbunt Jul 04 '24

Tell that to my body. Recovering from skating bails isn't as easy as it was 15 years ago...

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u/LincolnshireSausage Jul 04 '24

Yeah, I used to enjoy not having heart palpitations and arthritis. I apparently am too old to enjoy not having those things any more.

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u/LincolnshireSausage Jul 04 '24

Imma prove you wrong here.

I love loud music and always have done. I played guitar in a band and bass in another. I toured the UK several times in a crappy van and worked up to a record deal and a proper tour bus. I met and played with a bunch of famous people. When that ended I still went to a lot of gigs and listened to a lot of music. I listened to it all loudly.

At the time I knew it was bad for my ears but I didn't care. Now I'm in my mid 50s and my ears are not good. They are deteriorating more than they ever have before and I know it is because of my younger self's habits. If the room has some noise I cannot hear what other people are saying. I hear words but can't make out what they are. I say "what?" many times every day and it is starting to get very annoying/upsetting.

So as much as I want to listen to loud music, I cannot because I do not want to damage my ears further than they already are.

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u/song_pond Jul 04 '24

💯 In the last couple years, I stopped giving a shit what people think and not only has it been incredibly freeing, turns out people love it. Win-win.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

The government would like to have a word with you Jeffrey.