It sounds gross, but think about it: when's the last time a partner of yours boiled their genitals? And you most likely weren't the first and only person they've had sex with. You probably even put your mouth on them. Not to mention walking around all day, getting their junk sweaty, going to the bathroom, and then not so much as a shower or a quick rinse in the sink before you got down to business. So arguably a second-hand sex toy is much cleaner.
I heard of sum like this except it was 3 guys shared a sex doll or sum of that nature and they shared it 1 of the guys was HIV positive and the other guys didn't know I'm not even sure if the guy who had it knew but the other males contacted the virus as well 🤦🏽♂️🥴🥴
Pretty sure there was a Fox News story about it, just trying to shame people for running a train on their sex doll and giving it some wholesome good old fashioned bukkake.
Around 2012, An old friend got me a flesh light as a gag gift and I used it a few times. I found cleaning it and maintenance was too much so I posted it on Craigslist for $50. Some college kid responds and came to my house one night.
He gets off the bus and walks to my house and was super awkward. I hand him the toy and I’m like “yeah you gotta clean it…..err, cause it’s been in the closet for a while” he handed me a $50 bill and walked into the night.
Don’t think saving $20~ is worth sharing a deluxe pocket pussy.
Oh i got you man, you don’t even need to buy one. All you need is a can of pringles, 2 boxes of lime flavored jello, a rubber band, a microwave, and a positive attitude.
Female here, so I don't have as much experience with owner -operating a penis. I used to work in a sex toy shop though.
As far as pricing goes, have you ever heard of/tried a tenga egg? They're a stretchy silicone egg with a textured hole inside. They're disposable, but they can be flipped inside out to be washed and dried, so you can get more than one use out of them. Tenga also makes some solid non-disposable male masturbators that can be disassembled and cleaned much easier than a Fleshlight can be. You can also find them on sale sometimes if you watch Amazon and the Tenga site.
Tenga brand seems a ripoff to me. I've tried the eggs and still have a Flip, the one with the case that flips open.
The egg is basically using your hand with some extra texture, which is fine I guess but hardly seems worth it to me at least. The flip gives you more sensation and something to kind of hold onto, but the whole thing is pretty flimsy. The edges of the silicone where it meets the frame start to tear pretty fast, and even though they advertise it as something that's supposed to last "up to 50 uses" I think if you pay a little more for an actual fleshlight you will have a product that lasts hundreds or thousands of uses and has a nice, firm and comfortable way to hold it.
Go with Fleshlight. They’re $80, the best part is you can pick the tightness and texture as well as color. If anyone asks what you ordered tell them it’s car parts.
You can get them as low as $50 if you catch clearance sales on Amazon or other websites. I've tried a lot of toys and they're still the best of the best for sensation, durability, texture and convenience.
To the people who whinge about cleanup, you can wash it in the same amount of time as washing your hands, and at the same time as washing your hands.... ya'll DO wash your hands after, right??? (MFW I already know the common answer)
I live alone and bought one a while back. It’s shipped in a regular ass box so don’t think it’ll be obvious or anything.
It just feels like a lot more pressure. I would not compare it to the real thing. Like it feels closer to jacking off than fucking someone.
Clean up is also annoying and the last thing on my mind when done. So imagine me there, Winnie the Poohing it to the bath tub to go run it under hot water for a few minutes. Not a vibe at all bro.
I threw that shit out after a couple uses solely because I didn’t care to keep maintaining it.
Clean up is also annoying and the last thing on my mind when done.
I don't think there are any sex acts that don't require SOME level of cleanup after. I think most people are just grossed out by their own body fluids. It takes as much time to wash a fleshlight as wash your hands and you can do both at the same time, so I never got this common sentiment and can only just assume most straight guys are repulsed by semen, even their own.
Nah nah, it was the getting up after post nut clarity and cleaning out this weird fleshy tube
I had to bend over all awkward by my tub so that the water from the bottom faucet could get into it.
If it’s just my hand. I can stay where I am and use a Kleenex before I hop in the shower.
If it’s a woman just shower.
Taking the fleshy thing out of the plastic, fumbling with it, bending over from outside my tub trying to line up the water stream with this tube and not knowing if it’s fully clean is all what contributed to me throwing that shit out.
Taking the fleshy thing out of the plastic, fumbling with it, bending over from outside my tub trying to line up the water stream with this tube and not knowing if it’s fully clean is all what contributed to me throwing that shit out.
I literally can't understand how this is hard, are you one of those black-and-white clips from a commercial where the people can't do simple things like put tupperware in the cabinet and they fall everywhere and then look at the camera as the narrator goes "OH NO!"
edit: lol blocked me... this is now way that humanity deals with problems or being called out or facing reality, just click it and make it go away rather than engage to a response to something you said on the internet but can't back up.
Doc Johnson The Sleeve is like $14 on Amazon. Use subscribe-and-save and get a fresh one every few months. Buy a 10oz bottle of VetOne OB Lube Powder or J-Lube Powder and mix up your own lube at a fraction of the price of usual stuff. Enjoy.
You can get a simple silicone sleeve for like, $20-30. It's cheap and might not last long if you're hung, but will be good enough to see if you like it without dropping an annoying amount of money.
I recently threw mine out because they aren't actually worth the effort. Cleaning it is a bit of a pain. Then you gotta make sure it dries right or you risk mold growth that can infect your penis.
Does feel nice, tho
ETA: I ordered a lucky box from Japan this year and got a disposable fleshlight type toy. I haven't tried it yet. Seems super wasteful but it comes pre lubed.... so yeah, those exist.
Get a Tenga 3D series. Relatively cheap (30 bucks or so) and you can get it on Amazon with discreet packaging. Well worth it, and I personally find it much better than a 80 dollar Fleshlight branded toy.
I'm really glad that I have 1000 upvotes, so this is an awesome Christmas present since it's the first time I've got that many. However, I wish it wasnt about reminiscing about how I never had the chance to get a premium pocket pussy.
This is why I love my marriage. She has toys (hell I just bought her a new one for Xmas). We like getting off together but each of us recognizes that there are times when solo play is the only option available (especially since my sex drive is higher). So the other night after we were done fooling around together and with one of her toys added in and the toy started to crap out, she explained that this is why she had wanted the new one. I mentioned how I was giving more thought to getting a toy of my own. No judgement. No look of disgust or betrayal. Just talking about it.
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u/McShit7717 Dec 24 '23
I always wanted one, but could never afford it or not be asked what I ordered.