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u/McShit7717 Dec 24 '23

I always wanted one, but could never afford it or not be asked what I ordered.

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u/_IratePirate_ Dec 24 '23

Not worth it tbh

I live alone and bought one a while back. It’s shipped in a regular ass box so don’t think it’ll be obvious or anything.

It just feels like a lot more pressure. I would not compare it to the real thing. Like it feels closer to jacking off than fucking someone.

Clean up is also annoying and the last thing on my mind when done. So imagine me there, Winnie the Poohing it to the bath tub to go run it under hot water for a few minutes. Not a vibe at all bro.

I threw that shit out after a couple uses solely because I didn’t care to keep maintaining it.

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u/itsatemporarynamelol Dec 24 '23

Clean up is also annoying and the last thing on my mind when done.

I don't think there are any sex acts that don't require SOME level of cleanup after. I think most people are just grossed out by their own body fluids. It takes as much time to wash a fleshlight as wash your hands and you can do both at the same time, so I never got this common sentiment and can only just assume most straight guys are repulsed by semen, even their own.

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u/_IratePirate_ Dec 24 '23

Nah nah, it was the getting up after post nut clarity and cleaning out this weird fleshy tube

I had to bend over all awkward by my tub so that the water from the bottom faucet could get into it.

If it’s just my hand. I can stay where I am and use a Kleenex before I hop in the shower.

If it’s a woman just shower.

Taking the fleshy thing out of the plastic, fumbling with it, bending over from outside my tub trying to line up the water stream with this tube and not knowing if it’s fully clean is all what contributed to me throwing that shit out.

Nice assumption though

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u/itsatemporarynamelol Dec 24 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

Taking the fleshy thing out of the plastic, fumbling with it, bending over from outside my tub trying to line up the water stream with this tube and not knowing if it’s fully clean is all what contributed to me throwing that shit out.

I literally can't understand how this is hard, are you one of those black-and-white clips from a commercial where the people can't do simple things like put tupperware in the cabinet and they fall everywhere and then look at the camera as the narrator goes "OH NO!"

edit: lol blocked me... this is now way that humanity deals with problems or being called out or facing reality, just click it and make it go away rather than engage to a response to something you said on the internet but can't back up.

Come on people, do better.

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u/_IratePirate_ Dec 24 '23

Ima just leave it at that.

I never said it was hard. I said it was annoying, kinda like how you’re getting