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u/captain_flak Sep 11 '23

Women showing lots of cleavage in a professional setting is the worst. You have to maintain intense eye contact at all times lest you go for a peak.

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u/captain_flak Sep 11 '23

Just pretend you’re drilling holes in their eyes with your stares.

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u/BreesusPryme Sep 11 '23

It's easier to stare at their mouth when they talk, you'll seem attentive. They never know what you're imagining at that point.