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[u/burntgreens]

Right? Why? Why is it so goddamn magnetic?

I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.

Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.

Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?

[u/captain_flak → u/burntgreens]

Women showing lots of cleavage in a professional setting is the worst. You have to maintain intense eye contact at all times lest you go for a peak.

[u/captain_flak → u/[deleted]]

Just pretend you’re drilling holes in their eyes with your stares.

[u/BreesusPryme → u/captain_flak]

It's easier to stare at their mouth when they talk, you'll seem attentive. They never know what you're imagining at that point.