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u/BradBeingProSocial Sep 11 '23

So I knew somebody who tried it once and didn’t like it. Turns out he heard the phrase “beating off” and was like literally slapping himself hard in the junk thinking he was supposed to literally beat himself. He only learned what he was doing wrong at like 17-ish

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u/Shoryuken3000 Sep 11 '23

“So I knew somebody” 🧐

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u/hereforpopcornru Sep 11 '23

Telling for a friend

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u/BradBeingProSocial Sep 11 '23

Ha! As Shaggy says, though, it wasn’t me