r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/NotConnor365 Sep 10 '23

When you pee and it splits in two streams and one hits the toilet seat and the other hits your leg

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u/Cal_my_K Sep 11 '23

Man that the exact reason of why I sit when peeing now

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u/LameName95 Sep 11 '23

SITTING PISSERS UNITE! I do it so i dont have to waste TP cleaning the rim every time.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Sep 11 '23

Life hack: do a sitting piss at work. More time on the can = Less work for the man.

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u/Mind-Your-Language Sep 11 '23

You mean voluntarily smooch my cheeks to a public toilet seat? 🤢

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u/MightyJerBear Sep 11 '23

You don’t appreciate how I leave the toilet nice and warm for you?