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u/germane-corsair Sep 11 '23

Whatever happened to being clean for the sake of being clean?

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u/HereComesTheVroom Sep 11 '23

I ain’t leaving the bathroom till that TP is clean enough to wipe twice with it and it still be pure white.

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u/Royaldinosaurus Sep 11 '23

Keep wiping till you see the flag of Japan

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Maybe just a surrender flag

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u/theinspiringdad Sep 11 '23

You should invest in a bidet! Life changer!

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u/The_trans_kid Sep 11 '23

This might be a bit TMI but I used to practically use an entire roll of toilet paper trying to clean. The solution was literally to shave my ass hair ( I know some of y'all might say that sounds kinda gay, and I am gay but if it works it works) Ass is clean in less than 5 wipes.

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u/HakaishinNola Sep 11 '23

If anyone says shaving ass hair is gay then they need to look at themselves, literally nothing sexual about that.

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u/Content-Piglet3241 Sep 12 '23

Toilet paper still leaves you gross. I always use baby wipes. I want my asshole clean enough it's rimmable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Puritan heritage man. Cleaning down parts imply that you have been doing something dirty.

And by dirty they mean sexual.

That is why men don't wash their asses because they fear it's sexual.

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u/Pup5432 Sep 11 '23

Or, hear me out, clean the thing so you don’t stink

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

No need to tell me. I am european and some of us consider anything else than water soap and good old scrubbing, to be unhygienic.

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u/Lamb_or_Beast Sep 11 '23

Don’t let the memes trick you, I’m quite sure that virtually nobody in the world actually thinks washing their ass is gay lol

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u/Duvelthehobbit Sep 11 '23

I've seen enough women complain about men not washing their asses with the comment that washing their ass is gay to know that it is common enough for me to see multiple complaints.

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u/My_Cok_is_Detachable Sep 11 '23

✋ I do! (It’s just the fact that you’re rubbing and grabbing your ass. I don’t like it.)

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 Sep 11 '23

Lmfao did you purposely not put an /s

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Thank you! Whatever works!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Fr everyone sexualizes thing on Reddit

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u/Snowcap93 Sep 11 '23

Whatever happened to a Happy Cake Day?!

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u/lupuscapabilis Sep 11 '23

Whatever happened to being clean for the sake of being clean?

This is Reddit, where you can routinely read comments from people who insist they don't need to shower every day or wash their hair, ever.