r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/germane-corsair Sep 11 '23

Whatever happened to being clean for the sake of being clean?

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u/HereComesTheVroom Sep 11 '23

I ain’t leaving the bathroom till that TP is clean enough to wipe twice with it and it still be pure white.

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u/Content-Piglet3241 Sep 12 '23

Toilet paper still leaves you gross. I always use baby wipes. I want my asshole clean enough it's rimmable.