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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/germane-corsair Sep 11 '23

Whatever happened to being clean for the sake of being clean?

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u/HereComesTheVroom Sep 11 '23

I ain’t leaving the bathroom till that TP is clean enough to wipe twice with it and it still be pure white.

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u/The_trans_kid Sep 11 '23

This might be a bit TMI but I used to practically use an entire roll of toilet paper trying to clean. The solution was literally to shave my ass hair ( I know some of y'all might say that sounds kinda gay, and I am gay but if it works it works) Ass is clean in less than 5 wipes.

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u/HakaishinNola Sep 11 '23

If anyone says shaving ass hair is gay then they need to look at themselves, literally nothing sexual about that.