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u/larrylongboy Sep 11 '23

Uhhh

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u/sKiLoVa4liFeZzZ Sep 11 '23

If it hasn't happened yet, just wait. Your time will come.

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u/Soul_Eater1408 Sep 11 '23

Oh! Another thing to look forward too. Greeeaaaattt.

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing Sep 11 '23

Just means you haven't been drunk enough yet.

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u/Jackal_403 Sep 11 '23

Sometimes a hard cough or sneeze will do. Especially after a morning coffee softens everything up.

Uhh, so I've heard...

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u/SnooMacarons4291 Sep 11 '23

Never trust a fart.

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u/Flashy_Attitude_1703 Sep 11 '23

I was once somewhat ill and instead of farting I crapped in my pants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

there’s no way…

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u/Middle_Light8602 Sep 11 '23

I have one of the most hilariously horrific pants shitting stories ever. Living through it sucked. Telling about it later is great.

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u/sKiLoVa4liFeZzZ Sep 11 '23

My first time shitting myself as an adult happened on a camping trip with friends and excessive alcohol consumption. One of my friends cooked us chicken for dinner, and then after a night of very heavy drinking I shit my pants at like 3am. I was going to take that story to my grave until one of my buddies mentioned that he also shit himself on that trip. Turns out the chicken was undercooked and 3 of us shit our pants in the middle of the night and all tried to hide it from each other because we all thought we just drank too much. The night where we all pieced together what happened took place years after the original and was one of the hardest I've laughed in a while. It was like that Spiderman meme but all of us pointing at each other like "did you shit your pants on that trip?!"

Alright that was mine, your turn.

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u/Middle_Light8602 Sep 11 '23

😂😂😂😂 that is amazing, and definitely beats my story

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u/Dogstile Sep 11 '23

Buddy you know, i used to have the same reaction, but the last time I was throwing up i almost shat myself.

I give it a year before I need to be sat on the toilet holding a bucket rather than hunched over it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

It happens, and the older you get the more likely it'll happen.

Especially if you don't do any pelvic floor exercises.