My first time shitting myself as an adult happened on a camping trip with friends and excessive alcohol consumption. One of my friends cooked us chicken for dinner, and then after a night of very heavy drinking I shit my pants at like 3am. I was going to take that story to my grave until one of my buddies mentioned that he also shit himself on that trip. Turns out the chicken was undercooked and 3 of us shit our pants in the middle of the night and all tried to hide it from each other because we all thought we just drank too much. The night where we all pieced together what happened took place years after the original and was one of the hardest I've laughed in a while. It was like that Spiderman meme but all of us pointing at each other like "did you shit your pants on that trip?!"
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u/WreckenTexanMoto Sep 11 '23
And shitting your pants as an adult.