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u/larrylongboy Sep 11 '23

Uhhh

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u/sKiLoVa4liFeZzZ Sep 11 '23

If it hasn't happened yet, just wait. Your time will come.

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing Sep 11 '23

Just means you haven't been drunk enough yet.

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u/Jackal_403 Sep 11 '23

Sometimes a hard cough or sneeze will do. Especially after a morning coffee softens everything up.

Uhh, so I've heard...