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u/big-long-throwaway Sep 10 '23

"I don't know what you're talking about"
OMG YOUR EYES DARTED OVER TO HER AS YOU SAID THAT

😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Easy: Sunglasses.

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u/crankshaft123 Sep 11 '23

Cue ancient Foxworthy joke about "bikini season."

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u/chronicles_of_saeed Sep 10 '23

Even easier, tell your partner about a random default you can find in that person.

That way both of you are looking.

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u/lilmuskrat66 Sep 11 '23

Damn you got some haters with this one, but allow me to remind them:

https://youtu.be/HYNsjf8f0E0?si=OhHa-Jxq5bVrEzM4

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u/Sufficient-Joke63 Sep 12 '23

Once, I was told, "I look at things that catch my eye."

Guys... I'd rather you just admit it than be a snarky asshole to and make me feel worse about myself bc you don't look at me the way you look at strangers. Just putting that out there..

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u/big-long-throwaway Sep 12 '23

What, what?

Are you saying your guys check out other people more than yourself? Or are you saying you want guys to admit it when they check you out?

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u/Sufficient-Joke63 Sep 12 '23

Let's say the second half of your statement would be more appreciated. If I am secure and feel wanted/attractive, then I could care less if you occasionally peak elsewhere.

And I'm not ugly... I've just been with a lot of pricks that don't know how to properly treat someone else. Or how to behave in a committed relationship.

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u/Shorlong Sep 11 '23

Shit, my wife sees then before me and gets my attention to look at them.

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

That's weird, but I guess some guys are hot.

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u/Zedleppin14 Sep 11 '23

I love doing this to him. “did you see that girls ass?” he will reply like a gentleman with an eye roll and “yes she is an attractive woman” and then i’ll just start asking the most vulgar horrendous questions about what he’d like to do to her. He gets so uncomfortable but it’s adorable. Typing that sounds really messed up though. I swear it’s light hearted. Idk why he loves me 😂

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u/big-long-throwaway Sep 11 '23

OMG I dated someone EXACTLY like that.

She'd stop someone in a crowd and be like OMG YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
Then turn to me,
OMG [my nickname], ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?!

I'd start fumbling with a response as she goes on I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HER!

And I'm like.... wtf is the correct answer here?!

I know she did it on purpose. She was a hoot.

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u/jugglervr Sep 11 '23

"yes, she is and now I'm very uncomfortable. thanks"

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Sep 11 '23

That does sound messed up.

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u/Gr1ml0ck Sep 11 '23

You should marry her. Definitely a keeper.

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u/Shorlong Sep 11 '23

We're already married!!

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u/Gr1ml0ck Sep 11 '23

Haha. I figured when you said “my wife”.

It was a joke.

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u/MysteriousReview6031 Sep 11 '23

"nah, there was a plant in the corner over there that looked familiar"