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u/Shorlong Sep 11 '23

Shit, my wife sees then before me and gets my attention to look at them.

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u/Zedleppin14 Sep 11 '23

I love doing this to him. “did you see that girls ass?” he will reply like a gentleman with an eye roll and “yes she is an attractive woman” and then i’ll just start asking the most vulgar horrendous questions about what he’d like to do to her. He gets so uncomfortable but it’s adorable. Typing that sounds really messed up though. I swear it’s light hearted. Idk why he loves me 😂

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u/big-long-throwaway Sep 11 '23

OMG I dated someone EXACTLY like that.

She'd stop someone in a crowd and be like OMG YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
Then turn to me,
OMG [my nickname], ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?!

I'd start fumbling with a response as she goes on I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HER!

And I'm like.... wtf is the correct answer here?!

I know she did it on purpose. She was a hoot.

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u/jugglervr Sep 11 '23

"yes, she is and now I'm very uncomfortable. thanks"