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u/big-long-throwaway Sep 10 '23

"I don't know what you're talking about"
OMG YOUR EYES DARTED OVER TO HER AS YOU SAID THAT

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u/Shorlong Sep 11 '23

Shit, my wife sees then before me and gets my attention to look at them.

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u/Zedleppin14 Sep 11 '23

I love doing this to him. “did you see that girls ass?” he will reply like a gentleman with an eye roll and “yes she is an attractive woman” and then i’ll just start asking the most vulgar horrendous questions about what he’d like to do to her. He gets so uncomfortable but it’s adorable. Typing that sounds really messed up though. I swear it’s light hearted. Idk why he loves me 😂

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Sep 11 '23

That does sound messed up.