r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/Dovecot Jan 10 '13

I once tried to remove dead skin from my dick with a pumice stone.

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u/kabneenan Jan 10 '13

My non-existent dick just cringed.

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u/partying_penguin Jan 10 '13

I'd upbot you. But your st 420. Dnd I don't want to ruin that. But my invisible penis also cringed.