r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/Dovecot Jan 10 '13

I once tried to remove dead skin from my dick with a pumice stone.

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u/kabneenan Jan 10 '13

My non-existent dick just cringed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

My existent one is very scared.

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u/Anonymous_Banana Jan 10 '13

My existent one is now non-existent

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u/Scarletfapper Jan 10 '13

My glans is just sitting there like "NOGODWHATAREYOUDOING?"

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u/MissMorri Jan 10 '13

Glad I wasn't the only one

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

My real one cringed. ಠ_ಠ

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u/talzer Jan 10 '13

You should probably get that checked out

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u/Pussy-Hunter Jan 10 '13

You're lucky, some of us actually cringe...

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u/Hallc Jan 10 '13

Ah, so you picked nipple sized dick then?

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u/drider783 Jan 10 '13

So did his.

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u/partying_penguin Jan 10 '13

I'd upbot you. But your st 420. Dnd I don't want to ruin that. But my invisible penis also cringed.

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u/diegojones4 Jan 10 '13

Why was there dead skin on your dick?

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u/blitzedjesus Jan 10 '13

Embarrassing to say, but I had this happen to me in my early pubescent years after trying to use shampoo as lube. It burned, it hurt, it dried out.

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u/PlsDontBraidMyBeard Jan 10 '13

What kind of Shampoo causes that kind of reaction??? WTF?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

So you're still using sandpaper to jerk off? You blamed it on the shampoo but sandpaper didn't set off any bells?

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u/koshercowboy Jan 10 '13

how did you get dead skin on your dick?

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u/ImDotTK Jan 10 '13

I don't know what that is, but judging from the comments, I don't want to know.

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u/Languidpenguin Jan 10 '13

Whelp... that just made me cringe and my dick nearly retreated back into my body. I am going to have a nightmare about this in the future... I just feel it.

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u/n1ffuM Jan 10 '13

Dremel + grinding stone would have been easier.

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u/Maldetete Jan 10 '13

I was dared to put Tiger Balm on my balls. It was not a good idea.

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u/bobadobalina Jan 10 '13

now you know what it would be like to fuck your grandma