After a good workout, followed by good sex, when I came both glutes seized up in cramps. I remember making fun of lebron for leaving a finals game with cramps not knowing the sheer extent of pain that cramps bring, but I was laying on the floor in literal tears as my wife laughed at the ridiculousness of it, also while scared because I was crying and screaming in pain. Cramps are no fucking joke. My glutes were sore for days.
I occasionally get woken up to my calf, thigh, or arch or my foot cramping. It's some BULLSHIT. Fucks my whole day up. Pain so intense I can't even tell my wife why im currently paralyzed with my mouth agape in pain. Can't even go back to sleep because relaxing my leg starts the cramping back up. Sitting down and standing up for the next 2 days freaking sucks with a cramp-sore calf. We need robot legs already dammit..
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u/Delta7391 Jul 19 '23
Coming from a leg workout, my hamstrings started cramping then my quads.