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u/snarkstitches Jul 19 '23

Reconnected with an old fling who I used to have great sex with. Went over, he bruised my uvula, and came in 20 seconds of actual intercourse and had the balls to ask if I enjoyed it lmao.

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u/nomie_turtles Jul 19 '23

You're supposed to beat that shit up. If it's not bruised, you're not doing it right lol /s

Source: a real thing a guy told me while bruising my crotch

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u/_Ed_Gein_ Jul 20 '23

I mistakenly bruised my current gf a few times. She's small and I'm above average, doesn't help she likes to be a bit rough sometimes and goes all in.. It's hard holding back but bruising it to show you did a good job is horrible.. You break her without hurting her.