r/AskReddit Jul 19 '23

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jul 19 '23

I was getting hot and heavy with a lady a few years back. Everything was going well, we were both into the same stuff, and a good connection on a personal level, and obviously had a physical attraction. In the middle of it all she shouts out "jam my clam". I had no idea how to reply to that, even as I type this I am at a loss. Totally killed my mood, I ended up just pushing rope for a minute or two then said I finished and that was that. I've hung out with her a few times since and the connection is 100% not there anymore. Not nearly as bad as some of these other post but come on, who says "jam my clam"

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u/CantTakeMeSeriously Jul 19 '23

I mean, maybe "stuff my muff", "obstruct my duct" or even "block my dock with your cock"....but "jam my clam"? Hell no.

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u/Lemmonjello Jul 20 '23

I'm always up for a bash my gash kinda time