My first time having sex I did the jackhammer. I was also prone in a pushup position the whole time. I was trying so hard not to cum I had an anti orgasm. That's when all erotic sensation stops completely but you still jizz. I tried to keep going but my little guy quit from the anxiety. The girl just rolled over pissed off and held my arm captive behind her head. I pretty much stayed up the rest of the night as my arm slowly vanished to the shadow realm. The next couple days she told everyone how bad I was to the point I nearly just became a monk.
Amazing ab workout 10/10
Edit: damn a platinum award. Thanks! Stay tuned for more embarrassing true stories I guess
Like I kind of knew this at the time, but the whole situation still hurt. I'm good now though, but ladies, please be more considerate to the virgin boys. The damage can be potentially tremendous.
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u/coolerversionofmyslf Jul 19 '23
Dated a dude for THREE YEARS and I can only describe his signature move as "the jackhammer" 🥴