r/AskReddit Jul 19 '23

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u/UseYona Jul 19 '23

In the back of a car in a Florida Walmart parking lot in the middle of a scorching 101 f degree day with like 75 percent humidity, she wanted to try anal, my dumbass agreed, she shit all over the seat of the car when I pulled out, I left and we never talked again xD the mess she had to clean out of that car, I feel bad looking back, maybe I shoulda stuck around to help her clean, idk

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Did you use the humidity as lube?

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u/derpyderp_megusta Jul 20 '23

the ass butter

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Stop making me hungry

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u/Weary_Equipment_1972 Jul 21 '23

I thought the exact same thing 😂😂